A woman dies, goes to Heaven and sees St. Peter.  There are many clocks surrounding him so the woman asks: "What are these clocks for?"  St. Peter replies: "These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell.  Here we have Mother Teresa's clock, she has never lied so the clock has not moved.  Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so his clock has only ticked twice."  The woman then asks: "So, where is Donald Trump's clock?"  St. Peter replies: "Oh, that is in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"